"No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, information technology's meant to make you bound out of your bed in your underwear and run and trounce the author'southward brains out." ― Bohumil Hrabal, Dancing Lessons for the Avant-garde in Age
"You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next fourth dimension, you volition stop and appreciate--hell, you'll curiosity at the miracle of my ass clad in silk." ― Molly Harper, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
"The mechanic had laid out two suits of their Martian-made low-cal combat armour, a number of rifles and shotguns, and stacks of armament and explosives. "What," Holden said, "is all this?" "You said to fix for the drop." "I meant, like, underwear and toothbrushes." ― James S.A. Corey, Cibola Burn down
"I'll say information technology: I want to see an ugly woman equally a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out at that place all the time – look at Larry King, for God'southward sake. He looks similar someone'due south talking underwear. Why not give America a spokeswoman who ain't much to look at simply is competent as Hell? If accomplishments actually count for women, this ought to be a no-brainer." ― John Scalzi, Your Hate Postal service Will Be Graded: A Decade of Whatever, 1998-2008
"I similar dogs ameliorate than men and cats better than dogs and myself all-time of all, drunk in my underwear looking out the window." ― Bukowski, Charles
"Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally honey Tom Jones. He'south like quintessential Vegas—over the meridian and indecent fun. Permit me but go catch a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll exist all set up."
Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him.
"I don't call up so, Ball Buster. You're non giving your panties to an onetime human being."
"Oh, and you lot're so immature, Garlic?"
"Garlic?" What the hell was that?
"Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone volition believe we're a existent couple." ― Erin McCarthy
"He didn't understand why everyone fussed most taking clean clothes out of a drawer. Underclothes smelled a lot more interesting after the female person wore them." ― Anne Bishop, Marked in Flesh
"She had the underwear of a xiii-year-old, every bit well, he idea. He glanced dorsum at her. But the shoes of a courtesan." ― Anne Stuart, The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes
"2d," Frank said, "I desire to reassure you that I'thousand alive and well." He patted his breast as if to prove it. "My fate is no longer tied to a piece of woods, which is nice. And if you would all please forget that you saw me in my underwear, I'd appreaciate it."
That got some laughs. Who knew Frank could be funny on purpouse?" ― Rick Riordan, The Tyrant'due south Tomb
"I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot." ― Jonathan Ames, The Alcoholic
"One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Fred is staying with his mother these holidays. She's living in London for six months, in Chelsea, studying Georgian underwear at the National Art Library. It's a thesis, not a fetish." ― Fiona Wood, Six Impossible Things
"Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn't as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"The best matter about retirement is non having to vesture pants!" ― Mark Hewer
"Chato visualised strangling her thin neck with the same underwear; tying information technology around her collar like a luscious ruby-red bow on a birthday present. Pesto gasped for air, her reptile like tongue sticking out, her face turning to a beautiful shade of onion pink as she high-strung on Chato'southward kachcha. What a lovely contrast of that delicate pinkish against that gaudy cherry-red and green underwear. Poetry in move, Chato thought, grinning. What an exquisite and intense manner to die." ― Nishta Kochar, Cinnamon Bizarre : Collection of Short Stories
"At this point I came across one of the vending machines that only Nihon has. I accept to admit that I love the whimsical items sold in such appliances, like all sorts of junk food, beer cans, whisky bottles and fifty-fifty underwear. This particular machine sold both whisky and underwear, which truly is a bizarre combination, or peradventure not, considering all the underwear were female panties. Information technology was therefore my theory that older men would come by and buy the whisky, and then when they were drunk and young women passed by, the men would then offer them panties equally gifts for sexual favours. Ya, it all made perfect sense to me." ― Andrew James Pritchard, Sukiyaki
"my English teacher, Mrs. Harbor. She'due south always going off on tangents. Sometimes I'll zone out for a few minutes, and all of a sudden she'll be talking nearly underwear in the eighteenth century or oppression in Africa or the way the sun looks ascent over the Grand Canyon." ― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall
"With the right lingerie, yous don't demand clothes." ― Anthony T. Hincks
"Through the decade of the 1880s and into the early 1890s, Tolstoy and Fedorov met many times, and Tolstoy oftentimes refers to him in his letters and notebooks. For Tolstoy these were years of spiritual unrest. Never a complacent person unaware of his own cocky-development, Tolstoy in the late 1870S and early 1880s was passing through a stage of especially intense spiritual torment and particularly ruthless cocky-examination. His earlier religious religion, never terribly stiff, had collapsed utterly, and he was seeking a new faith to live past. That he could not live a life strictly consequent with his securely felt (and widely publicized) principles had always troubled him, and now tormented him. He had turned confronting the ideal of family unit life that he had so memorably depicted in State of war and Peace, but he still lived as-and at times very much enjoyed being-a family man. Theoretically he had turned against his ain social class and against all art that did not illustrate some simple moral truth-and notwithstanding his biographers requite usa a charming picture of Tolstoy at age 50 and his old aesthetic and ideological enemy Turgenev, age 60, sitting at contrary ends of a kid's teeter-totter, seesawing up and down as children from the neighborhood laugh and applaud. Even during his famous "peasant" phase, in which he allowed himself to exist portrayed by the artist Repin à la moujik behind a plow, we acquire from his wife's diary that under his peasant smock he always wore silk underwear." ― George M. Immature, Russian Cosmists: The Esoteric Futurism of Nikolai Federov and His Followers
"When you lot're a young male, the penis is like a not-stop fountain of semen. Sometimes all you gotta do is look at it sideways and it goes off. Clouds go by a little too suggestively and puh-pow! Time for a fresh pair of underwear…" ― Roberto Hogue
"Do you lot non know? No Sicilian volition wear underwear for five months. It is just too hot. Oh, the 24-hour interval in September when y'all take to put on your underwear!" ― Philip Hensher, The Emperor Waltz
"Sometimes I feel like I'k rescuing a drowning man, and I only have time to rising to the surface for one gasp of air before I become dorsum downwards over again. At that place is an exhilaration to information technology, a high built-in just partly of exhilaration, and I find myself nigh frighteningly live. There is nothing like calamity for refreshing the moment. Ironically, the concluding several years my life had begun to feel shapeless, like underwear with the elastic gone, the days down effectually my ankles. Now in that location is an intensity to the humblest things- buying paper towels, laundry detergent, domestic dog food, keeping the household running in Rich'due south absence." ― Abigail Thomas, A Three Canis familiaris Life
"Some underwears seem to take been designed to exist a plough-off." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"He wore very tight Inexpressibles, and very high and rigidly starched shirt-points, which fabricated it hard for him to plough his head; and when he bowed a slight creaking betrayed that a swelling paunch was confined past stays." ― Georgette Heyer, The Reluctant Widow
"Information technology'south my underwear that dictates my mood for the day." ― Anthony T. Hincks
"Lingerie makes me feel emotions that I go along hidden below my clothes." ― Anthony T. Hincks
"My underwear is the on the road to my emotions." ― Anthony T. Hincks
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